I know this is like, super last minute, as the first game of the 2009 NFL season just started. Also, because this is rushed, this post is not nearly as colorful as my post last year. Alas, here are my predictions for the upcoming football season. I'm about 98% sure that this picks will be way off. These are my opinions, and they will change with the tide of the season.
AFC East
(1) New England Patriots 13-3
(2) Miami Dolphins 8-8
(3) Buffalo Bills 7-9
(4) New York Jets 3-13
AFC North
(1) Pittsburgh Steelers 13-3
(2) Baltimore Ravens 11-5
(3) Cincinnati Bengals 7-9
(4) Cleveland Browns 3-13
AFC South
(1) Indianapolis Colts 12-4
(2) Tennessee Titans 10-6
(3) Houston Texans 8-8
(4) Jacksonville Jaguars 6-10
AFC West
(1) San Diego Charges 12-4
(2) Kansas City Chiefs 6-10
(3) Oakland Raiders 3-13
(4) Denver Broncos 2-14
NFC East
(1) Philadelphia Eagles 11-5
(2) New York Giants 10-6
(3) Dallas Cowboys 9-7
(4) Washington Redskins 7-9
NFC North
(1) Minnesota Vikings 12-4
(2) Green Bay Packers 11-5
(3) Chicago Bears 10-6
(4) Detroit Lions 2-14
NFC South
(1) Atlanta Falcons 12-4
(2) Carolina Panthers 11-5
(3) New Orleans Saints 9-7
(4) Tampa Bay Buccineers 5-11
NFC West
(1) Arizona Cardinals 10-6
(2) Seattle Seahawks 6-10
(3) San Francisco 49ers 5-11
(4) St. Louis Rams 2-14
AFC Playoff Teams
(1) New England Patriots
(2) Pittsburgh Steelers
(3) San Diego Chargers
(4) Indianapolis Colts
(5) Baltimore Ravens
(6) Tennessee Titans
NFC Playoff Teams
(1) Minnesota Vikings
(2) Atlanta Falcons
(3) Philadelphia Eagles
(4) Arizona Cardinals
(5) Green Bay Packers
(6) Carolina Panthers
Wild Card Round
San Diego def. Tennessee
Indianapolis def. Baltimore
Philadelphia def. Carolina
Green Bay def. Arizona
Divisional Round
Pittsburgh def. San Diego
New England def. Indianapolis
Atlanta def. Philadelphia
Green Bay def. Minnesota
Conference Championships
New England def. Pittsburgh
Atlanta def. Green Bay
Super Bowl
New England def. Atlanta
