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2008 NFL Predictions

I am horrible at this blogging stuff. I am trying to get my ass back in gear, and in a big way right now.

When I emailed/MySpaced/Facebooked all my friends about starting a blog, I said it was mostly going to be about music, and I'll probably sneak in a few rants about this NFL season, which begins tonight. Here is my first football rant, and it is a huge one, as it is my predictions for the 2008 season, including regular season standings and post-season outcome. I was planning on including my thoughts and some figures to back up these predictions, but I thought that would be boring to read (though really fun for me to type).

Just know that I am serious about these predictions, and of course I'm not 100% sold that this is exactly how the season is going to turn out. In fact, I am about 98% sure that this is not even close to how it will turn out. But to the best of my knowledge, after all the football reading and thinking I've done this summer, this is how I see things panning out in the NFL in 2008.

Here we go now.



AFC East
(1) New England Patriots 14-2
(2) New York Jets 8-8
(3) Buffalo Bills 5-11
(4) Miami Dolphins 2-14



AFC North
(1) Cleveland Browns 11-5
(2) Pittsburgh Steelers 10-6
(3) Cincinatti Bengals 8-8
(4) Baltimore Ravens 5-11



AFC South
(1) Indianapolis Colts 14-2
(2) Jacksonville Jaguars 12-4
(3) Tennessee Titans 8-8
(4) Houstan Texans 7-9



AFC West
(1) San Diego Chargers 13-3
(2) Denver Broncos 8-8
(3) Kansas City Chiefs 4-12
(4) Oakland Raiders 3-13



NFC East
(1) New York Giants 12-4
(2) Dallas Cowboys 11-5
(3) Philadelphia Eagles 10-6
(4) Washington Redskins 6-10



NFC North
(1) Minnesota Vikings 11-5
(2) Green Bay Packers 8-8
(3) Detroit Lions 4-12
(4) Chicago Bears 4-12



NFC South
(1) New Orleans Saints 12-4
(2) Carolina Panthers 8-8
(3) Tampa Bay Buccineers 6-10
(4) Atlanta Falcons 2-14



NFC West
(1) Seattle Seahawks 10-6
(2) St. Louis Rams 9-7
(3) Arizona Cardinals 8-8
(4) San Francisco 49ers 3-13

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AFC Playoff Teams
(1) New England Patriots
(2) Indianapolis Colts
(3) San Diego Chargers
(4) Cleveland Browns
(5) Jacksonville Jaguars
(6) Pittsburgh Steelers

NFC Playoff Teams
(1) New York Giants
(2) New Orleans Saints
(3) Minnesota Vikings
(4) Seattle Seahawks
(5) Dallas Cowboys
(6) Philadelphia Eagles

Wild Card Round
San Diego def. Pittsburgh
Jacksonville def. Cleveland
Philadelphia def. Minnesota
Dallas def. Seattle

Divisional Round
New England def. Jacksonville
Indianapolis def. San Diego
N.Y. Giants def. Philadelphia
Dallas def. New Orleans

Conference Championships
Indianapolis def. New England
N.Y. Giants def. Dallas

Super Bowl
Indianapolis def. N.Y. Giants